What kind of answer is that?
adult:”Because there weren’t any lightbulbs that time.”
child:”Why she doesn’t hold a candle instead?”
adult:”Because a candle has to burn itself before giving the light.”
child:” Why George Washington’s father forgave his son even though his son cut down his favorite tree?”
adult:” Because George Washington had an axe on his hand, but his father had nothing to defend himself.”
child:”Why Newton discover the gravity?”
adult:”Because he likes to toss away his garbages. One day, he toss away the appleseed after finished the apple, but the appleseed hit his head. That’s the time he learned that things will be pull down by gravity instead of fly into the sky.”
child:”Why roosters wake farmers up before sunrise?”
adult:”Because farmers gave roosters warnings that if the roosters don’t wake the farmers up, the farmers will eat the roosters.”
child:”Why people eat roosters now?”
adult:”Because people use alarms now, so roosters are just food.”
By: Silent
October 12th, 2009 at 15:39
that wuz really LAME
October 14th, 2009 at 00:51
that is crazy
October 16th, 2009 at 23:08
♥so boring♥
October 17th, 2009 at 15:41
nobody gets up that early now anyways
October 19th, 2009 at 12:09
No answers it is for your knowledge.
October 21st, 2009 at 03:44
i might be alone on this, but i thought it was pretty funny (except i didn’t get the first one) still, chuckle, ha, chuckle!
October 22nd, 2009 at 08:48
I like the part about the rooster joke,I thought that was pretty funny.
October 23rd, 2009 at 13:37
thanx for the info
October 25th, 2009 at 13:46
dude ur a loser jk i like the george washington one
October 28th, 2009 at 00:38
Interesting!